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November 30th, 2015 edition of the New Yorker Marco Rubio!

“My mother was a maid at what was then called the Imperial Palace.” He went on, “They used to have a show called ‘Legends in Concert.’ We saw that show, like, ten times. I met ‘Elvis’ and ‘Marilyn Monroe.’ You know you’re getting old when the Legends in Concert are people you used to listen to in high school.”

Rubio was born (again?) in 1971. Marilyn died in 1962. Did he meet her in a previous life? Elvis finished up in 1977 and was a hermit in his last years. Did Marco visit him while under the age of eight?

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